I hadn't intended to post a blog today. That was until I check my e-mail. I had one from a friend telling me how her weekend went. That poor, poor mama. She's got some explaining to do.
Margaret was spending the weekend with her Grandma and Grandpa. Now, Grandma and Grandpa have 2 little dogs. One is male, the other female. They have already had 2 litters of puppies and the female was showing signs of going into heat again. So, no wanting anymore pups, they separated the dogs. Feefee* was outside and Butch stayed in. Problem averted.
Sunday, Grandma needed to run to the store. It was at this point that Margaret became desperate to go outside and play with Feefee. Well, little 5 year old girls don't understand the way to get out the door while keeping a hyper, determined little horny dog inside. He high tailed it right to Feefee and got down to business. For 30-45 minutes!
Margaret was flipping out not understanding what was going on. Our wide Grandpa decided to be open and honest with Margaret when she asked what was going on. "Well...that is how babies are made." Her wide eyed response, "I never see mom and dad bump butts!" Did I mention to you all Margaret's mama is pregnant? Grandpa "Well, I think you need to talk to your mother when you get home."
I am not sure I how I would have answered the question, but you can bet money one of my dogs would be in a kennel. Not that it matters since both of mine are fixed. Now, mommy gets to have an awkward sex talk with her 5 year old about how babies are made know that she already has a mental image.
*Names have been changed to protect innocent canines.
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