This is what I heard all weekend long. From the kids, my dear hubby, friends, and even at church!
Why, oh why, would the people I care about go around in public making this declaration?
Because I had a crab...but it was funnier to say it in the plural.
We went out on the water this weekend. A little wakeboarding and playing on FIL's new supercharged jet ski (that thing boogies!)
To get back in the boat from the jet ski, I just dove into the water. While sitting back in the boat, talking and just hanging out, I start to feel this little stinging on my side. Almost like a little bee sting.
The fist time I thought I was imagining something. The second time was, "What the hell is that?!" I pulled out the side of my tankini top and out drops this little fellow.
The kids decided to keep him and put him in an empty Dr. Pepper bottle with some of the lake water. He survived the weekend. Even after the kids switched out his brackish water (combination of fresh and salt water) for water from the sink.
Sunday afternoon he was released back into the creek.
So, I guess I really can say now that I have had crab(s).
I am a wife and a mother just trying to stay sane in the crazy world of our lives. My goal in life tends to be getting my house clean and keeping it that way for more than 2 days. But when you're never home who has time to clean?